All dialogue written by members of an untitled D&D campaign and edited to fit the format. Characters are owned by their respective players.

“Who’s next?” The voice came from within a little bathroom, the tiefling inside having knocked on the door to address the two women waiting on the other side.

“You fuckin’ done in there?” The disgruntled response from a clearly-impatient half-dragon spoken more as a groan as Vyola created unnecessary delays.

“Yeah, just about,” the tiefling said.

“Then get out.”

“Gee Nora, what’s the rush?” Vyola calmly pulled her shorts back up her legs to where they belonged.

Nora shook her head. “I’ll open that door myself and piss on you if you don’t get out right now.”

“That better be a promise.”

“Yeah,” their human companion chimed in. “Don’t threaten her with a good time.”

Vyola giggled to herself and finally opened the door. “All yours,” she said, poking Nora in the lower belly.

Nora groaned in response, laying a hand on Vyola’s shoulder and giving her a firm shove. In her haste, with her mind clouded by the urgent need to empty her bladder, she didn’t think enough about where she was trying to shove the tiefling, and ended up pushing her back to land on the toilet again.

“Of all the ways to push me, Nora.”

The half-dragon kicked the door shut behind her, glaring at Vyola. “You really want to get pissed on, don’t you?”

“You wouldn’t,” Vyola said, starting to stand up again and shooting Nora a weird look.

“I fucking will.”

Vyola looked at her with a raised eyebrow, but on seeing that Nora was starting to tug her pants downwards and barely noticing a shinier black patch on them, she reached over to yank them back into place. “Oh no you don’t.”

“Fuck outta the way then,” Nora said, trying to move closer to the toilet but still being blocked.

“I need you to move so I can leave!”

“There’s plenty of room for you to just stand up and not be in the way.”

“I am stood up,” Vyola pointed out. “And you’re peeing a little bit.”

“And you’re still in the way,” Nora growled.

“You’re in my way! Pick a direction.”

Nora quietly laid a hand on Vyola’s right shoulder and gave her a push, but once again miscalculated and as she tried to take a step forward she ended up shoving Vyola backwards again.

“Why’d you do that?!”

“I barely know what I’m doing right now, okay, all I know is that I’m gonna piss on something in like two seconds and you definitely have room to get out of the way.” Nora spoke with a hasty grumbling.

“Then why did you push me back?!”

Nora groaned and glared at Vyola. “You were the one blocking the door, alright? It’s your own damn fault you got pushed in here in the first place,” she said, scraping the floor with the claws on her feet.

“I’m trying to leave before you pee on me!”

“Get up and leave then.”

“Okay – which way do I go?”

“Just pick a direction and I’ll sort it out.”

“Err… left,” Vyola said, prompting Nora to take a step to her left and start tugging at her much-damper pants once more. “No, no -  I go left,” the tiefling said as she watched the scene unfold.

“It’s the same thing,” Nora grumbled.

“No, I go to your left.”

With a groan Nora tried to take two steps to her right to allow Vyola to pass to her left, but as she did so her eyes widened and she laid a shaking hand on Vyola’s shoulder with a strained gasp.

“… Oh dear… Nora… you’re… you’re, er… Peeing,” Vyola muttered.

“Shut up.” The half-dragon leaned forward with a sigh as her urine trailed down her legs, seeping into the gaps between her scales. “I know.”

Vyola looked down at the floor and took a step back, watching the puddle spread for a little while before speaking up. “You… you done yet?”

“You were in here for twice this long. Of course I’m not.”

“Not even gonna try and use the toilet?”

“I really don’t care anymore,” Nora said, sighing and adding, “I’m blaming you for this.”

“Hey, I tried going left,” the tiefling replied without very much conviction.

Nora simply growled at her. “That was your left.”

“Look,” Vyola said, throwing up her hands. “Finish wetting yourself before you start pointing fingers.”

Then the sound of approaching footsteps could be heard from outside, and the human’s voice rang out from just on the other side of the door. “What’s with all the commotion?”

“Nothing!” Vyola hastily called out.

Nora sighed as her stream sputtered out and died off into a little trickle. Then she reached out and prodded Vyola’s abdomen with one finger. “How’s that for pointing fingers?”

“You said only to do that if I was gonna go lower,” Vyola remarked.

“What are you two doing in there?” The human spoke up again while Nora slid her hand further down, her fingers teasing just beyond Vyola’s waistband.

“O-oh… Uh, we’re, uh... We’re busy,” Vyola said unsteadily, her face turning even an brighter red than normal.

“That more like it?” Nora smirked, blushing heavily herself.

“S-sort of… K-keep going…”